Did you ever just get into the “feeling” and need to quickly write something down before you forgot? The Christmas spirit jumped into my body after spending half a day in New England shoveling snow out of my walk way. This is the third or fourth storm and we’re really into the “Christmas Spirit” now.
In honor of the season I decided to draw up a bit of joy out of the pain in my arms and bring about the holiday with a clink of beer bottles. In other words, I wrote a poem to mimic that of ’12 Days of Christmas’ but with beer instead.
Enjoy.
The Twelve Beers of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Newcastle Brown Ale
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me:
Two Corona Extras
and a Newcastle Brown Ale
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me:
Three Bud Lights
Two Corona Extras
and a Newcastle Brown Ale
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me:
Four Flying Dogs
Three Bud Lights
Two Corona Extras
and a Newcastle Brown Ale
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me:
Five Black and Tans
Four Flying Dogs
Three Bud Lights
Two Corona Extras
and a Newcastle Brown Ale
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me:
Six Pack of Beck’s
Five Black and Tans
Four Flying Dogs
Three Bud Lights
Two Corona Extras
and a Newcastle Brown Ale
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me:
Seven Magic Hats
Six Pack of Beck’s
Five Black and Tans
Four Flying Dogs
Three Bud Lights
Two Corona Extras
and a Newcastle Brown Ale
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me:
Eight Samuel Smiths
Seven Magic Hats
Six Pack of Beck’s
Five Black and Tans
Four Flying Dogs
Three Bud Lights
Two Corona Extras
and a Newcastle Brown Ale
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me:
Nine Turbo Dogs
Eight Samuel Smiths
Seven Magic Hats
Six Pack of Beck’s
Five Black and Tans
Four Flying Dogs
Three Bud Lights
Two Corona Extras
and a Newcastle Brown Ale
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me:
Ten Löwenbräu
Nine Turbo Dogs
Eight Samuel Smiths
Seven Magic Hats
Six Pack of Beck’s
Five Black and Tans
Four Flying Dogs
Three Bud Lights
Two Corona Extras
and a Newcastle Brown Ale
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me:
Eleven Samuel Adams
Ten Löwenbräu
Nine Turbo Dogs
Eight Samuel Smiths
Seven Magic Hats
Six Pack of Beck’s
Five Black and Tans
Four Flying Dogs
Three Bud Lights
Two Corona Extras
and a Newcastle Brown Ale
my true love sent to me:
Newcastle Brown Ale
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me:
Twelve Hefeweizen
Eleven Samuel Adams
Ten Löwenbräu
Nine Turbo Dogs
Eight Samuel Smiths
Seven Magic Hats
Six Pack of Beck’s
Five Black and Tans
Four Flying Dogs
Three Bud Lights
Two Corona Extras
and a Newcastle Brown Ale
2 Comments
Kate
December 21, 2007 at 9:49 amThat would be a very merry Christmas indeed!
charles james
December 21, 2008 at 9:53 pmI agree that would be a wonderful present.